I figured I'd join DeviantART just to show off my skills and rub it in the faces of the people who try too little and especially too hard. So here I am. Basking in my own glory like Katy Perry everyday, but more. And before you even think about comparing me to mere mortals, think twice, because you'll regret it. Here is an example of my brilliance:
I was walking along a river,
But then there was a shiver, (from my spine)
I had herpes in my liver,
What am I? An Indian Giver?
Thank you, hold the applause please, you're too kind.